Alyson

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About me

Gender FEMALE
Occupation Paper pusher
Location United States
Introduction This blog used to be about figuring out my 20's, sexual conquests, and telling people to eat a dick. Now that I'm starting again, I'm afraid you're more likely to read about marriage, kids, and the fact that eating dicks isn't much of a priority anymore. For me, anyway...you eat all the dicks you want.

If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

Your face.