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Occupation Paper pusher
Location United States
Introduction I used to pick my nose when I was a kid. Had a whole collection of boogers stuck on my grandma's bedroom wall behind her bed. Sometimes, when she's threatening me with the wrath of Jesus, I wish I could just dig up there and add another one for old time's sake. And that's reason number 51 why it sucks to be an adult. Or me. Or both.

If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

Your face.