Crabby Cheese
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Science |
| Occupation | Mad (food) Scientist! Food microbiology, actually |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Massagin' meat and squeezin' cheese to bring home the bacon bits |
| Interests | Dogs, Pugs, Boston Terriers, napping, Uglydolls, being crabby, LOST, Futurama |
| Favorite Movies | The Usual Suspects, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Kill Bill (vol. 1&2), Jackie Brown, The Big Lebowski, You've Got Mail |
| Favorite Music | Jackie Greene, John Butler Trio, Madeleine Peyroux, Diana Krall, Tom Petty, Feist |
| Favorite Books | Anything by Christopher Moore |
When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
We didn't do a rose. We used peeps. And then we ate them.