Loren Muse Smith

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Competitive Arm Wrestler
Location Burning Springs, WV, United States
Introduction If you know what a paraprosdokian phrase is and can come up with one of your own, I want to be your friend.
Interests Language, dogsledding
Favorite Movies Gone With the Wind, Remember the Titans, Rocky. I like movies, not films.
Favorite Music Rossini's William Tell Overture. I can't help but smile when the Lone Ranger part starts.
Favorite Books Anything by David Sedaris, all of The Onion compilations

Does a house burn up, or does it burn down?