Michael

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Data Entry
Location Chicago, Illinois, United States
Introduction I work the corporate world. I act whenever someone casts me. I find politically correct and incorrect things funny. Oh, and I am PISSED.
Favorite Movies South Park!; The Posieden Adventure; Whale Rider; Sling Blade; Citizen Cane; It Happened One Night; Brokeback Mountain; Shaun of the Dead; Hot Fuzz
Favorite Music Peter Gabriel; Classical; NIN; Michael Penn; Annie Lennox; Damian Rice; Coldplay; Imogen Heap; Ben Folds (with or without the Five)
Favorite Books Catcher in the Rye; Of Mice and Men; Misery; The Green Mile; Running With Scissors; Me Talk Pretty One Day; Dry

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

Once upon a time there was a bald frog. He got a wig. Then he died. The End. Moral of the story - I shouldn't have children.