Rev. Roland
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | Rev. Roland is the author of THE CORRECTLY CORRECT DICTIONARY which the first and last publisher he approached described as "fun" (um, but didn't want it. Perhaps it was the bit about pouring holy water into a homosexual's bottom to exorcise the bottom demon). He is a minister in the United Life Church having filled out an internet form. A Daily Mail reporter once phoned Rev. Roland blaming him for putting him in a state of angst that lasted six months. Rev. Roland has in addition always denied that his response to libel threats at the time from Robert Maxwell’s solicitors played any part in Maxwell’s decision to disappear shortly after. Rev Roland also obtained a garnishee order on BT's collection account after BT didn't pay their bill for using his answering machine. Paul McKenna once affectionately called Rev Roland a ‘bastard’. Well it takes a bastard to go after a bastard and Rev Roland is going after satan here to make Old Goat stew. Rev Roland broke academic records at school and university so would be quite unsuitable material for today's Whitehall. |
| Interests | Interests: Interests?? Interests??! How can anyone have time for any interests when every spare bloody moment has to be spent getting satan's operating system to work or waiting for it to actually do something. Forget charity lunches - give the world its money back!!! |
| Favorite Movies | Not the films which Dr G watches which he lists as “Turkish films with English subtitles, American films that should have had subtitles, and Hungarian films with Chinese subtitles shown backwards" ......I quite like my own film Dr G described as “the heart of creativity reaches the heart of the countryside and skewers it with a lance of cinematographic sinfulness! If this was Volume 1 the Chettle becomes a kettle of steam, not all it seems” (on my 'Chettle Witch Project' almost as frightening as Mr Blair himself). Also my latest DVD of which Dr G, that “student of the semantics of the moving screen” wrote : “ This DVD offered films that peeked into the Rev's soul.. that mystery is a roman a clef of these films.. a DVD with such a stunning soundtrack that one looks with the Rev, even within the Rev, as well as looking at him; one foot is in the circle, one is without. What is real? What is an illusion? All these thoughts, and more swim around this critic's head as he stumbles away from the screen. Words like 'Genius' and 'Tarkovskyesque' dizzy his mind but cannot reach his lips; whereof he cannot speak he must remain silent. “. |
| Favorite Music | Any music as long as it's not those shrieking satanic sounds played at the start of TV News. They're designed to paralyse the brain centre that deals with critical thinking, not to mention what they do to my ear drums. |
| Favorite Books | It would be the OED if it wasn't full of Americanisms, cult slang, pidgin English, and silly 'PC' words with even sillier definitions. The OED would be a fine work if only the editors could write proper English and just fill it with real words!!! My favourite book might even be the Encyclopaedia Britannica if it didn't come with an American English dictionary - that's even cheekier than loading it with gay propaganda articles posing as knowledge, claiming AIDS affects mostly heterosexuals worldwide!!! |