CJH

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Accounting
Occupation Writer
Location Seattle, United States
Favorite Movies Hot Fuzz, The Big Lebowski, Star Wars/Empire/Jedi, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Gojira, Miller's Crossing, Life of Brian, The Quiet Family, JSA, The Vengeance Trilogy, 90% of the Miike Catalog, Anything by Peter Jackson, Anything by Christopher Nolan, And Too Many to List
Favorite Music They Might Be Giants, Jonathan Coulton, The Decemberists, Barry White, Balkanarama, Van Morrison, Elvis Costello, The Long Winters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, John Lee Hooker, Squirrel Nut Zippers, David Byrne, Beastie Boys, Flogging Molly, Howard Shore, Meat Loaf, Paul Simon, William Shatner, Smoosh, Steve Earle, Eminem, Basil Poledouris, Liz Phair, Barenaked Ladies, Wyclef Jean, Cake, Cypress Hill, Baby Gramps, Pogues, Pixies, Tull, Maiden, Sondheim, Frank, Dean, Sammy, Bing, Waits, Cash, Waylon, Willie, Kris, The Singin' Orcs of Rankin-Bass's "Return of the King"
Favorite Books Storytellers:, Patrick O'Brian, Terry Pratchett, Richard Matheson, Kurt Vonnegut, Tolkien, Stephen King, David Brin, Frank Herbert, Peter F. Hamilton, Sarah Vowell, Max Brooks, Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis, Jo Duffy, David Michelinie, Walt Simonson, Archie Goodwin, Al Williamson, Tom Palmer, Robert Kirkman, Dan Slott, Gail Simone, Rick Remender, Ed Brubaker

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