Brandon Schlong
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | @BrandonSchlong, Southern Wisconsin, United States |
| Introduction | I Like: MAD Magazine, Mr. Show, Seinfeld, Curb, The Onion, Coleslaw on my sandwiches, Chip-burgers, Grilling and Classical Music, Conspiracy Shit On Youtube, Hiking, Being Outdoors, Craig T. Nelson in the Poltergeist Movies, Rat Rods, Classic Car Culture, Tattoos, Artwork, Cartooning, Photography, Stand-up Comedy, |
| Interests | Readin' and Writin', Playing Frisbee, Eating Burgers, Running Around Outside, Drinkin' All Day... |
| Favorite Movies | A Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers (Director's Cut), American Psycho, Airplane!, Naked Gun, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Caddyshack, Stripes, Blues Brothers, Casino, Goodfellas, True Romance, Hot Shots!, Benny Hill stuff, Monty Python stuff, SNL |
| Favorite Music | Misfits, Samhain, Danzig, Reverend Horton Heat, The Ramones, The Damned, Dion and the Belmonts, The Doors, The Vibrators, Guns and Roses, The Cramps, The Animals, Dave Clark Five, Dick Dale, Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis Presley, The Kinks, 50's Doo-wop, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, GWAR, Hillbilly Moon Explosion, Black Sabbath, White Stripes, The Libertines, Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Six Feet Under, Carnivore, Skid Row, Judas Priest, Motley Crue, Green Day, Crazy The Wildman w/Dummyfreak, Weary Willy, Supergrass, The Hives, Nirvarna, Johnny Thunders, New York Dolls, Alice Cooper, David Bowie, Velvet Underground, The Vermin, Thee Swank Bastards, That 1 Guy, Chuck Berry, Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly, Little Richard, Beach Boys, Beatles, Stones, Nazareth, The Turtles, The Grass Roots, The Monkees, The Riverdales, Spinal Tap, Queen, The Germs, Reagan Youth, Surf-Rock Instrumentals, Sham 69, Mando Diao |
| Favorite Books | Tom Clancy, Stephen King, Nelson Demille, Robert Ludlum, The Onion Anthologies, Art Books w/Goya, Bosch, H.R. Giger, Alex Ross, The Charm School, Night Fall, The Lion's Game, The Stand, The Cardinal And The Kremlin, Dead Or Alive, Executive Orders, Rainbow Six, MAD Magazine Anthologies, IT, Stephen King Short Story Compilations |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
I'll know because the Alien will melt my brain with his superior, Alien-brain-melting-abilities.