My blogs

Blogs I follow

Occupation	Hobo-wrangler; professional pain in the ass
Location	Cali-fornication-i-a, United States
Introduction	I'm the reason pants are now mandatory on airplanes.
Interests	Finger-wagging, plotting the untimely demise of small furry creatures, licking stuff, breaking wind, public intoxication
Favorite movies	Red Dawn, Idle Hands, Kingdom of Heaven, Ladyhawke, Sleeping Beauty (disney version), History of the World part 1, anything by the pythons, Battle of the Bulge, The Beast, King Arthur, anything with Angelina Jolie, The Man Who Would Be King,
Favorite music	hard rock, bluegrass, classic jazz, anything with Ella Fitzgerald, Scottish tribal bagpipes, classical opera, Rabih Abou Khalil, Howlin' Wolf, Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Favorite books	William Sanders, Hannibal Crosses the Alps, anything by Preston and Child, Dragon's Milk, Achtung Panzer (military value. I'm not a Nazi!), Basque History of the World, anything by Tolkien, Baghdad Without a Map, Napalm and Silly Putty, In the Company of Heroes, We were Soldiers once...and Young, Common Sense

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

More importantly, why do you never do calisthenics?