Life is Heald
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Columnist with a minor in panhandling, guest speaker |
| Location | Naples, Florida |
| Introduction | I like to laugh. If you don't, please hit whatever button escorts you from the premises immediately. I write a humor column for the Naples Daily News called, get this, "Life is Heald." It's about life as we all see it, just from a pair of rose-colored glasses that need cleaning. I tell stories, I rant about things that drive us all to the point of filling out a gun permit, I make fun of you and I make fun of me. If I can't use it in the column for whatever reason, it ends up here. Sometimes, you'll need to read the column to know what I'm writing about, but often the posts are just random, drive-by thoughts that entered my brain and exited my fingers. Just a flesh wound, so don't go dialing 911 about anything you read here. This is not one of those blogs that will tell you how many prunes it took to jump start my last bowel movement or what grade the kid got on his math test. The good stuff, I save for the Christmas newsletter. |
| Interests | Hard candy, soft toilet paper, golf (when the ball isn't in one of it's "Lewis and Clark" moods), making money before I have to sponge off my kids,you're still reading? |
| Favorite movies | Why? Are you buying? |
| Favorite music | Old stuff you won't know, new stuff I don't know the name of |
| Favorite books | Ones nobody has colored in. |