Ward
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Computer Geek |
| Location | SE Georgia, United States |
| Introduction | Former enlisted swine, USN. Part-time grouch. Couch potato. Insensitive clot. Doting daddy. News junkie. Resident in California for 43 years, bailed out to Georgia where it's just a little calmer. |
| Interests | Computers, motorcycles, cheesy adventure fiction, encyclopedias |
| Favorite Movies | Lawrence of Arabia, The Thin Man series, Maltese Falcon/Casablanca (tossup), Toy Story, Star Wars I |
| Favorite Music | JS Bach, Moody Blues, Steppenwolf, Billy Joel, Mozart's Requiem |
| Favorite Books | Any Mark Twain, some Charles Dickens, any Robert Heinlein, any Rudyard Kipling, Lonesome Dove, Have His Carcase |
Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?
A banana peel, if properly positioned in the correct place in the correct shape, will provide lift - BEFORE the fall.