Gender	Female
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Teaching kids for free so I can get a paper that says I can teach kids.
Location	Davis, CA, United States
Introduction	I'm a very cranky student teacher who's blood has been replaced by caffeine, nail polish fumes and alcohol.
Interests	Art, Science, Music, Languages, Daniel Radcliffe, Books, Miniatures, Dollhouses, Really Expensive Apple Products, Paint, Blowing Crap Up, Mentos and Coke, Parrots, Rabbits, Being a Terrible Jew, DIY Weddings, Halloween, Dia De Los Muertos, Old Horror Flicks, painting my nails, Indie polish, Space
Favorite movies	Harry Potter, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Dracula, The Wolfman, Der Kabinet des Doktor Kaligari, Nosferatu, Sherlock Jr, The Third Man, Im Juli, Life is Beautiful, Amelie
Favorite music	Horrorpops, Be Your Own Pet, The Who, The Beatles, The Offspring, Social Distortion, Adele, Amy Winehouse, Maroon 5, Rolling Stones, Frankie Valli and the 4 Seasons, Daft Punk, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Lenka, Charlotte Sometimes, The Redwalls, Scissor Sisters, New Pornographers
Favorite books	Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Agatha Christie, Murder on the Orient Express, Sweetness as the Bottom of a Pie, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Catch 22, Cat's Cradle, Mrs. Frisbee and the Rats of Nimh, The Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, Milchgeld, Maus I and II, Ella Enchanted, Princess Bride, Dandelion Wine, The Halloween Tree, Fahrenheit 451, All Quiet on the Western Front, Through The Looking Glass, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Red Bird, The Moon Bridge, Alice in Wonderland

Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?

Duckies are clearly the supreme option in this debate. While choo-choo's make wondrous onomatopoeia, duckies are natural beings that have a jesus-like quality of being buoyant on water.