Kate Literally

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Gender Female
Industry Maritime
Occupation Liar
Location Brisbane, Queensland, Australia

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I milk the goat and use the slinky to churn the milk into butter in my own shoe. I throw the slinky at a passing merchant who rescues me from the well in exchange for my butter. Finally, I sic my goat onto the naive merchant, take back my butter and start a videoblog about how much my goat and I love the Jonas Brothers.