The Notorious M.O.M.
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Straight thuggin' OG (that's a joke, I'm a nice suburban SAHM) |
| Location | Howard County, MD, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a Level 41 born and bred Chicago Girl. (I don't have birthdays anymore, I level up. I'm not shy. I'm ineffably silly and I love a good pun or portmanteau. My sense of humor is about 30% cool, 30% weird, 30% twelve year old boy, and 15% bad at math. I have the best punk baby brother in the world. Ten years ago, I married the best guy I've ever met one year, one month, and one day after I introduced myself by telling him that I wanted a sapphire and tonic and I thought he should buy it for me. Our 9 year old son is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I was dragged, kicking and screaming, to the taint of Baltimore and DC for my husband's job, circa 2009. I was raised in a hyperfundamentalist baptist cult and went to a christian school and baptist bible college. I wasn't allowed to listen to rock music, watch movies or most TV, or wear pants from the late 70's to mid 90's. Despite all that, I still turned out cool. Despite/as a result of years of religious education, I'm an atheist. I'm passionate about changing the world through the positive power of humanity. I founded and lead a local secular community, Sunday Assembly Baltimore. |
| Interests | Mothering, Attachment Parenting, Earth Stewardship Living, Sewing, Cooking, Baking, Volunteerism, Health, Organization, Makeup, Nail Polish, Hair, Music, Movies, Nutrition, Political Activism, LGBT equality, Peace, Love! |
| Favorite Movies | Zoolander, UHF |
| Favorite Music | Almost everything! My music collection ranges from Adele to Young Jeezy. |
Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
Sometimes it's ruff to be an American/So many other countries hate us meow/But still we roar out loud/That we are so proud/To be Americans! OINK!