helloelan
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Chemicals |
| Occupation | Dishwasher |
| Location | Vista, California, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a 20 year old male living in southern California. I love my girlfriend and my dog. I have a laundry list of professionally and personally-diagnosed issues, which I will blog on from time to time. Credit where credit is due for the inspiration. Visit http://www.ulillillia.us to read about the last honest person on the internet. http://www.last.fm/user/helloelan contains a record of what I listen to. It's accurate! Blogger is going to pose an automated question below. Below that is my answer. Pretty neat. |
| Interests | computing, artificial intelligence, baseball, electronic music, nihilism, existentialism, science fiction, dishwashing, minivans |
| Favorite movies | Vanilla Sky, Gattaca, The Mothman Prophecies, Contact, Brazil, The Hudsucker Proxy, The Emperor's New Groove, Dr. Strangelove, Raising Arizona, Field of Dreams, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Edward Scissorhands, The Big Lebowski, Spirited Away, Yeah Right!, Synthetic Pleasures, WALL-E, Burn After Reading |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Thank you Auntie. Unfortunately I do not consume syrup as it leads to discomfort, followed by the itis. I will keep your gift and place it on a shelf with other belongings. Perhaps next time you will issue something less breakfasty and esoteric.