Gender	Male
Industry	Government
Occupation	retired
Location	San Francisco, CA, United States
Introduction	I’m a gay man living la vie homosexual in San Francisco. Imagine that. I’m devoted to my long term, long suffering companion, R Man. I’m also a big slut, cause I’m crazy about dick. I’ll try not to let this blog turn into a gay Andy Rooney kind of thing. The only thing that could improve my life would be for god to make sperm taste like pasta. Is that too much to ask?
Interests	Getting my way, gardening, sleeping late, cooking, manporn, decorating, beefcake, almodovar, queers, the gays, zsa zsa gabor, saving humanity from its own misguided lack of interest in me
Favorite movies	Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, Grey Gardens, Sunset Boulevard, Brazilian Butt Bangers Four
Favorite music	cheesy 80's synth pop, Etta James, Diana Washington, Tito Puente
Favorite books	King Queen Knave by Nabokov, The Lucia novels by E.F. Benson, Blue Heaven by Joe Keenan, Death of the Necromancer by Martha Wells, Excellent Women by Barbara Pym

Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?

Sweetie, if you can get cut by papier mache, you need more help than I can give you.