JoeRecruiter
My blogs
| Industry | Law |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Bitter Bitter Legal Recruiter |
| Introduction | Once upon a time, I was a sweet, innocent, well-behaved, highly respected member of society. I had a wife, a job, a house, a car, and a life. Then I became a recruiter. A Legal Recruiter. And things have never been the same. Food doesn't taste as good. The sun isn't as bright. Dogs bite me. Kids hate me. Even spiders won't bite me (well, that's a good thing). I sit on the grass, and it dies where I sat. I touch a flower, and it dies. Yes, I am a legal recruiter, bwah hah hah. And I am coming for your soul!!!!!!!!!! (Just as soon as I hit Starbuck's, I mean.) Oh, PUH-Leeeeze! Are you kidding? I LOVE being a Legal Recruiter. I love the 12-hour days, the incessant phone calls, the hundreds of resumes, emails, faxes, and so on. Because, at the end of the day, I find the right job for the right Beagle, and the right Beagle for the right Job, and that's pretty great. |
| Interests | BigLaw, LittleLaw, MediumLaw, Law On The Side, Law and Biscuits, Cheese and Law, McLaw, FaLawLawLaLaw, etc. |
| Favorite movies | Movies?, I Don't do,no stinkin' movies!, |
| Favorite music | The sound, of a freshly, printed paycheck, is the sweetest music, in the world to me,. . .all other sounds, pale in comparison. |
| Favorite books | The Art of War, How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, The Soul of The Machine, Cyborg, The Runaway Bunny. |
What was the stage name of your favorite actress before she was born?
I think it was ALWAYS Frances the Talking Horse.