The Morty

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Museums or Libraries
Occupation Docent with the Mocent
Location Alexandria, Virginia, United States
Introduction Haiku writer, aspiring chef, goofball, musician, fencing student...not really in any kind of order mind you, single guy having fun.
Interests Life, White Castle Hamburgers, Trains, Postcrossing, Writing, Museums, Education, Programming and so much more
Favorite Movies The Slender Thread, Casablanca, Moonstruck, Lost Horizons, Millenium, Run Fatboy run, Big Night, Eat Drink Man Woman, Karate Kid part II, My flesh and blood(documentary)
Favorite Music I took my troubles down to Madame Rue You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion Number Nine
Favorite Books Way too many to list, I go through a book a week.

Create a tagline for a new line of plastic bedsheets.

"Hi I'm Art Garfunkel and this little guy here is Paul Simon and when we really want to be slip sliding away we call on the good people of plastico and their full line of plastic sheets..." Paul:"Yes and some of US <looks at Art> still have some issues" (Both):So grab Julio down by the schoolyard and head on over to Plastico, because nothing says sleepytime like 40mil bedsheets!