My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Female
Location	New York
Introduction	I don't enjoy small children, large children or any children at all really. I don't like other humans and I detest any small furry animal. Often times you will find me walking around my yard, poking around for pesky nuisances that shouldn't be there, or devising ways to prank my awful husband, Mr. Twit.
Interests	Training monkeys, tricking my terrible husband Mr. Twit the miserable old coot, cooking birds into pies, tending to the thistles and stinging nettles in my garden.
Favorite movies	I hate movies going to movies. Only lazy lugnuts with brains of mush could stand sitting around and watching boring pictures move on a screen for hours at a time.
Favorite music	Music is also awful. It poisons the mind and the soul, and leads to obnoxious singing and dancing that disrupts my plotting, planning and training.
Favorite books	Reading is something people only do if they aren't smart enough to think for themselves.