Felix Helix
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | okapi masseur |
| Location | St. Vincent & Grenadines |
| Introduction | You were driving home in the dark on one glass-slippered heel, window sliced open and bathing in the snowliquor of the night air. We heard you singing, and couldn't bear to wake you. |
| Interests | phyllo dough, fingernail parings, lizard crucifixion, synchronized wailing, trials by fire, ambergris |
| Favorite movies | Harold and Maude (#1 forever), Barton Fink, Breaking the Waves, Delicatessen, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, The Fisher King, Flirting, Heavenly Creatures, Magic, Matewan, The Piano, Say Anything, sex lies & videotape, The Silence of the Lambs, Tampopo |
| Favorite music | 10-hour bagpipe solos in tenement stairwells to the walls of which I've been duct-taped upside-down. |
| Favorite books | Watership Down, In Watermelon Sugar, We Have Always Lived In The Castle, As She Climbed Across The Table, The Lord of the Rings, Riddley Walker |