John J. Kaiser
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | History |
| Location | Fuquay, North Carolina, United States |
| Introduction | The demented alter ego of Total Transformation. Fair warning, I am not above sophomoric humor, puns, and other types of humor often looked down upon by polite society. Enjoy! |
| Interests | History, Fitness, My Dogs, and Reading. |
| Favorite movies | Braveheart, Rocky, and Office Space. |
| Favorite music | Megadeath, Metallica, Luther Vandross (rest his soul), Gerald Levert, and many more |
| Favorite books | The Picture of Dorian Gray, Three Musketeers, Les Miserables, White Fang, and many many more. |