Irreverent Antisocial Intellectual

About me

Occupation You obviously don't know who I think I am
Location Calcutta, United States
Introduction ** EMAIL ME AND YOU'LL BE GRANTED ACCESS TO THE BLOG. OR, FUCK OFF AND DIE, NO MATTER TO ME. ** I'm a multi-lingual bitch with much too high of an IQ to do anything incredibly worthwhile. Right now I'm La Femme Momita, raising a Genius Child (she's 2 and way smarter than you) while trying my very best not to maim the MomBots with whom I'm forced to interact. If you think this is a typical Mommy Blog, you're so fucking wrong. Most of the Mommies hate me and that's fine. Most should be shot anyway.
Favorite Movies Dirty Harry, Bonnie and Clyde, The Right Stuff, Escape from Alcatraz, The Conversation, Grosse Point Blank, Muriel's Wedding, Say Anything, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Major League, Rudy, Pump Up the Volume, Heathers, Splendor in the Grass, Gentleman Jim, White Heat, Silence of the Lambs, Men in Black, Election, Fight Club, The Matador, I'm all over the place here and I'm female - I swear
Favorite Music The Smiths, vintage U2, The Cure, Morrissey, 10 000 Maniacs, Natalie Merchant, Depeche Mode, The Ramones, Echo and The Bunnyman, INXS (the original), REM, The Police, Talking Heads, Peter Gabriel, New Order, guess who's stuck in the 80's?
Favorite Books Beyond Good and Evil by Nietzche, The Great Gatsby, Madame Bovary, Crime Classification Manual, DSM-IV, A sucker for Sylvia Plath, Anything by Poe, Anything by Frederick Forsyth, Anything by Hemingway, Anything by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Anything by David Baldacci, Memoirs by Frank McCourt, Anything that requires thought, our house is essentially a library.

What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?

The real question should be: how much sand has been caught up your coochie? That's a question that elicits some fond, albeit scratchy, memories.