Special Clown
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Evil Serial Killer |
| Introduction | After Evil Clown School, I married Irene, and started a brief but fulfilling affair with Rachel. Somebody spilled about my Evil job though, and I'm currently on the run from the law. |
| Interests | Gloves, Unicycles, Kittens, Mayhem, Death. |
| Favorite Movies | Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. |
| Favorite Music | Bach, Abba. |
| Favorite Books | The unbearable lightness of being, where's waldo. |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Like it wants to punch more holes in more apples. But with an ice pick. Not a straw.