Gender	Female
Occupation	Domestic Engineering
Location	woo noos, IL, United States
Introduction	I never know what to type in these boxes it's always so hard... Well its just me sitting around making stuff out of things I find laying around the house really. 23, divorced. I have a 4 yr old who means the world to me. Middle child, still living with my parents. Unemployed, college dropout. Classy hobo. Currently in the process of creating a life worth living.
Interests	Sewing, designing, crafting, building, bending, destroying, creating, painting, nail art, inventing, scrabble, playing cards, up-cycling, recycling, innovation, deconstruction, macrame, friendship bracelets, steam punk culture, Victorian style, vintage looks, chains, black, lace, digital painting, photoshop, theme making, design, clothing design
Favorite books	Lord of the Rings, Haunted, Harry Potter series, Gone with the Wind, Jane Eyre, Exorcist, Rosemary's Baby, Fallen series (as embarrassing as that is), Scarlet Letter,

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

The same why a avoid smiling when I say "I can say penis cake without smiling" even if I did just smile when I typed that.