Norbert Rodent
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Huon Valley, Tasmania, Australia |
| Introduction | Born of a satanic coupling between a rat and an english pub landlord, Norbert Rodent squeaked out an early career in the nightclubs of Kettering in the UK. He'd spin disks and pop ecstasy whilst scrounging for pieces of food under the DJ booth. He moved to Australia as a 10 pound POM and quickly made enemies for himself. These days he's mellowed and simply hates everybody. |
| Interests | Anything but humans |
| Favorite Movies | Any film where Aliens wipe out the human race. Me and the cockroaches have a deal. |
| Favorite Music | Enya. I also fucking love her cleaning products. |
| Favorite Books | They all taste the same to me. |
Which is more important to you and why: flexibility or expandability?
Flexibility. If I can't lick my enormous ratty nutsack life isn't worth living.