Everywhere Van
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Bad Kitty |
| Location | San Francisco, CA |
| Introduction | Substance and nonsense from an adult little girl, 26 years of weird in the making, whose mission is to go everywhere before making my home anywhere. I called two dozen opossums my first San Francisco roommates, was looked dead in the eye by an (alleged) serial killer, and once inscribed "Big Daddy" on my brand-new pink Vans so I could be just like Cecil Fielder. Never, ever settle. |