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Gender	Male
Introduction	World domination is my goal. I intend to marry a warrior princess directly descended from Thor, the Norse god of thunder. She will smelt the ore for my wedding band from the icy fjords with her bare hands. She will carry me to bed when I fall asleep watching TV, and she will bear me strong fat, babies named Ingmaar and Hjalmar. Destiny just feels so right.