The Baroness Von SmartyPants
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Shiftless Layabout |
| Location | fresno, California |
| Introduction | The truly disconnected and random tales of a sometimes frazzled, often eccentric, and perpetually flighty Taurean artist with far too much time on her hands and a false belief that everyone is interested in what she has to say. Come visit my store on CafePress! |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt BettyLou, Thanks for the cock! Everyone knows I *LOVE* the cock.