Barry Beef

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Government
Occupation Superhero
Location Plaza de Toros
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Introduction I am a real stand-up guy. Loved unanimously I have been blessed with sensationally good looks since I was a young calf. I am now addicted to Facebook. I also spend far too much time on Ebay. Inbetween these activities, I seek to bring things of great importance to you, my dearly revered readership.
Interests Football, cricket, darts, movies, comedy, music, politics, Sheffield Wednesday, Labour Party, stupidity, Room 101, World Cup, Eastenders, the Daily Express sports quiz
Favorite Movies Bloodsport, Transporter, Highlander, most things with Will Ferrell, the Rocky films, the New Jersey chronicles, Lord of the Rings, Matrix, Swingers, Ace Ventura 2 - When Nature Calls, the Naked Gun, Airplane
Favorite Music 10cc, New Order, Joy Division, The Clash, Happy Mondays, Massive Attack, Paul Weller, The Jam, Bob Marley, Jimmy Cliff, Small Faces
Favorite Books Bernard Cornwell, Philip Roth, John O'Farrell, The Ragged Trousered Philanthropist, George Orwell, Dostoyevsky (for a little light reading)

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

Hey? I don't think we went to the same school...I mean I only went to a comprehensive - nowhere public I am afraid