AlanCalac
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | High school science teacher |
| Location | San Francisco, California, United States |
| Interests | Avoiding self-importance, investigating self-indulgence, cruising on the lookout for the odd-yet-enlightened soul, tip-toeing past the bedroom door of responsibility, subverting the best-laid plans (of men not mice), and scheming to engage, at every opportunity, in endeavors best described as pointless. |