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Gender	Male
Industry	Law Enforcement or Security
Occupation	Faery Nemisis
Location	Portland, OR
Introduction	I'm a cat. Really, it's not complicated.
Interests	Sleeping, clawing furniture, eating shrimp, doritos fritos, chilli and gravy, quilting, running from the basement to the attic full speed at midnight, staring at nothing, biting chins, hiding cell phones, eating faeries.
Favorite books	They are evil and must be eaten, but if it means my people are sitting in the library poofty chair, then I'm okay with them.

When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?

Don't say such horrible things!