Lunch lady Doris
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| Occupation | Stick sellers/library technicians |
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| Introduction | They were lib techs and they were good at their jobs, but they committed the ultimate sin and mis-shelved a book, a book about birds. Albatross tried to kill them, but got the Llama they loved instead. Framed for murder, now they prowl the library badlands, outlaws hunting overdue books, bounty hunters... libstud renegades. Starring : Grifty McGrift (MN) - makes Henry Gondorff look like a 2-bit hustler, Food Porn Queen (RR) - deadliest woman alive with a fork and spoon, Stabby Jack (MH) - lets her knife do the talking, Peter "Lifestyle boy" Phillip (CF) - the go-to man for advice on lifestyle choices, Peg-leg Annie (AS) - has parrot, will travel, Bloodthristy Beardface (AA) - fiercest pirate on the seven seas with the greenest beard, Liz of the Dead (EL) - mmm brains (brain must have IQ over 150), Lolly Lady (CC) - the gang's connection to the purest lollies this side of the Golden Syrup triangle, and Lunch lady Doris (KJ) - holder of the WASRIC world record (Works A Simpsons Reference Into Conversation). |
| Interests | Fire, Sticks, Food, Badgers, Llamas, Ducks, Bird shooting, Eurovision song contest |
| Favorite Movies | Tiny Plaid Ninjas, Grease 2, The Punisher, Teeny Tiny and the Witch Woman |
| Favorite Music | "Badger, badger, badger", The Llama song, The Kenya song, The Sawyer song, The Latte song, "Grandma beats the drummer" |
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"Eventually, everybody gets shot" - Moe's dad. It's Alex Lloyd's fault Phil is fat.