fersht (compliments of Google word verification)
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I AM HOME FROM SCHOOL FOR A GOOD PORTION OF THE SUMMER AND THIS IS MY WAY OF COMING TO TERMS WITH IT. I'm terribly sorry, but I've forgotten proper punctuation usage in the process, and I construct the world's longest sentences. [Hemingway would roll over in his grave]. I also apologize for believing that what is funny to me is universally humorous. Okay, I'm not really sorry. Bollocks. But I do have just enough naivety to imagine that you share things in common with me, even if it is the fact that you too, are a foil for God's jokes or have a knack for adventures. Alas, this my life and in the attempt to make sense of it, I will record the hilarity (or lack thereof) that ensues. |
| Favorite books | Anything by Mike Dooley. Anything by Jane Roberts. What the Bleep Do We Know?! The Alchemist. A Prayer for Owen Meany. The Heart is a Lonely Hunter. The Hundred Secret Senses. The Search for Bridey Murphy. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. The Color Purple. One Door Away from Heaven. The Red Tent. I could go on- there are lots really. |
Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
I'd carry around a couple in my back pocket, of course.