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About me

Location Portland, Oregon
Introduction The best part of waking up is finding the Dew in my cup.
Interests Chocolate, Peeps, tortellini
Favorite Movies Blazing Saddles, any Mel Brooks, any Monty Python
Favorite Music Queen, ACDC
Favorite Books Harry Pothead, Peter and the Star Catchers, Truly Tasteless Jokes

How tall would you be if you had never cut your fingernails?

The last Mandarin I ate was 9 feet tall so I'd be a little taller, maybe 9 ft 4 inches.