Martini
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Somewhere with palm trees, United States |
| Introduction | I am a single, sarcastic, highly functioning alcoholic who wears far too tall of heels on a daily basis. I sometimes fall down, sometimes get stood up and sometimes date gay men. But no matter what happens, I just tell myself, "This will make a great story." I used to blog until I became so famous I had a crazy stalker (only the latter half of that is true), so now I just write a blog in my head and if you ask me, I'll just tell you what it'd say. I'll be back someday.... |