popsicledeath
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Studenting |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I'm a pre-published, post-literary, pre-apocalyptic writer of epic short-stories and epic-short stories. |
| Interests | I'm interested in winning a Pulitzer. |
| Favorite movies | Secretary, Gummo, Happiness, May, Labyrinth, It's true I only like movies with single word titles. |
| Favorite music | Guy Clark, They Might Be Giants, Lisa Loeb, Type O-Negative, Dwight Yokam, Kris Kristofferson, System of a Down, David Bowie |
| Favorite books | Hrm maybe I'll just mention I think of myself as the hell-spawn of Philip K. Dick and Charles Bukowski-were that possible-who nursed on Aimee Bender and Karen Russell. William Gay is the uncle I see a few times a year who let me sip his whiskey as a kid and Adam Haslett is the older brother who's away at college but I dig through his junk in the garage and wish I were as cool. |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Well, I think escapism can be found through sexual release... which I'm totally cool with as long as the goat wipes off the slinky before it's my turn.