About me

Introduction Deer in the headlights here! I freeze up when asked to write something like this. I'm 47. I'm married. Happily so. I have a daughter in the 4th grade. I am a researcher for a living but I don't wanna talk about work. I'm a total bookworm, but I only consume nonfiction. Lately I read about primal/paleo approaches to nutrition, spirituality, and food (i.e., chef's memoirs are a favorite). I watch a lot of t.v. too, both junk and quality. Current faves in the former category are Couples Therapy and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Orange County (neither of which are back yet, sigh). In the latter category, we have the new season of Homeland (WOOT!) and a bunch of stuff I'm binge-watching on Netflix.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

By imitating Triumph the Insult Comic Dog whenever I said it.