Lady Esmerelda
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Chemicals |
| Occupation | Young Poisoner / Apprentice Assassin |
| Location | The arsehole of nowhere, Ireland |
| Interests | Travel, Wine, Beer, Cinema, Reading, Theatre, Food, Tea, Coffee, Food, |
| Favorite movies | Company of Wolves, Spirited Away, The Wicker Man, The Corpse Bride, Dogma, Broken Flowers, Straw Dogs, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Braindead, Bad Taste, Rabid Grannies, The Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Howl's Moving Castle |
| Favorite music | Vaughn Williams, Type O Negative, Verdi, The Smiths, Iron Maiden, Joy Division, Thomas Tallis |
| Favorite books | Perfume, the Winterfell novels, anything by Terry Pratchett, Robert Rankin, Poppy Z Brite, The Lady in Black, H. P. Lovecraft |
You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?
Avoid it? Bugger that. Bring on the cocaine and sycophants.