Gender	Male
Industry	Marketing
Occupation	Idea Monkey
Location	Ontario, Canada
Introduction	Retro Pop Culture Junkie/Local Jerk. Main obsessions include 70s toys, terrible movies and even worse TV. Also, a freelance writer/published author who is always for hire. I work cheap!
Interests	Mego, Karate and Kick Boxing, Cycling, B- Movies, MST3k, Forgotten television, filmation animation, hotdogs purchased at gas stations, haircuts, Hunter S Thompson, The Family Circus, SCTV, Mr Show,
Favorite movies	Bedazzled (60's version), Sonny Chiba Streetfighter, The Omega Man, Office Space, Goodfellas,
Favorite music	The Ramones, The Hives, Garage Rock, some Rap, old metal,
Favorite books	I am Legend, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Count of Monte Cristo, Juggs

You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?

These random questions are stupid and pointless. "If a tree falls in the forest, what colour is your uncle's belt?"