Aggreaux
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Stay-at-Home Badass |
| Location | Walker, LA, United States |
| Introduction | HELLO READERS! Who reads the first 2 sentences, reads the rest of the blog! But, bad news everyone... CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING TO READ! HA! You lot all buzzing around, if you could just sit still a minute because I. AM. TYPING! Now, question of the hour is who's got the readers attention? Answer I do! Second question: Who's coming to take it from me? COME ON! LOOK AT ME! No spell check, no grammar, no rhyme or reason worth a damn--Oh, and something else, I dont have Anything. To. Lose! So, you lot, if you're all sitting in your chairs with all your silly. Little. Keyboards. And you have any ideas about flaming me for this intro Tonight! Just remember who's standing in your way! Remember! Every black day I ever stopped you, and then, AND THEN...Do the smart thing! Let somebody else flame first. That should keep you all busy squabbling for about half an hour. And if not, I could always reverse the Polarity of the Neutron Flow. That should disable the flames altogether. |
| Interests | Dragons, Ponies, Timelords, Drow, LARPing, D&D, The Lion King, RPG's, Humor, More Humor, And just about any and everything that makes you go "What the hell?" |
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
Chucks.