Hillary Rodham Clinton
|Location||Chappaqua, New York, United States|
|Introduction||I am proud to pledge my full support to my opponent.|
|Interests||Drinking the Blood of Virgins, Forced Smiles, Pantsuits|
|Favorite Movies||Fatal Attraction, The Exorcist|
|Favorite Music||Celine Dion, The Star-Spangled Banner|
|Favorite Books||It Takes a Village, An Invitation to the White House: At Home with History, Living History, The Necronomicon|
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?