Darkness
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Beating children and laughing at their dreams. |
| Location | South Georgia & South Sandwich Islands |
| Introduction | I've been into gaming and electronics (you know basically anything thats awesome) since I was about 5 years old and discovered the gory glory of Mortal Kombat. Ever since then I have been desensitized towards any and all violence. Thank the Media! |
| Interests | Gaming, Writing, Music, Pwning Noobs |
| Favorite movies | The Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Secret Lives of Dentists, Casino, The Good Sheperd, Four Brothers, Goodfellas, Squidbillies, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Bram Stoker's Dracula, 300, Superbad, Knocked Up, Disturbia, The Transporter |
| Favorite music | As I Lay Dying, Tool, Destroy the Runner, Parkway Drive, Haste the Day, All that Remains, God is an Astronaut, Mae, As Tall as Lions, August Burns Red, The Beatles, The Bled, Bleeding Through, H.I.M., The Boards of Canada, Dragonforce, The Fall of Troy, He is Legend, (Among many others that I don't have the patience to list) |
| Favorite books | This Present Darkness (HA!), Phantoms, The Dead Zone, Watchers |
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
I imagine it like this: I get off the coaster and catch my dad eating my apple. "THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN?" He would try to respond and apologize but my foot will automatically be in his face with a swift forward thrust kick. My dad would ask me what I did that for to which I would respond to with a hadoken and he would fall to the ground and cry. I laugh so hard I shit my pants.