Gender	Female
Occupation	Rabblerouser
Location	Washington, DC, United States
Introduction	There is not enough time to lead all the lives I would like to lead. Writing: I usually only write when I’m in a particular mood. I should practice writing in all mental states, but for the time being, what you’re getting is either angry cynicism or on occasion, joyful cynicism. I could write on a daily basis, but you’d get some boring crap and this is not meant to be a diary. It is meant to be a form of entertainment that feeds my ever morphing ego. Comments always welcome from any point of view.
Interests	Travel! and cheese.
Favorite movies	Million Dollar Hotel The Boys Next Door Everything Is Illuminated, High Fidelity, and so many more.
Favorite music	Its easier for me to say what I don't like, which is sappy R&B, "Baaaby, baby, baaaaaby"
Favorite books	House of Leaves, Gonzo Papers, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?

Lets be honest, most turtle appendages, especially the neck, are rather perverse. Lets not get the thing naked.