Alyspank
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | I'd call myself a writer, but that would probably be a lie. |
| Location | Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | Alyssa<♥ alyspank[at]gmail.com |
| Interests | My heart skips for the following: screenwriting, dachshunds, ghost stories, the oncoming jingle of my boyfriend's keys against his hip, calm waters, jammie dresses, frozen gummy bears, eyeshadow, and rag-doll hugs. |
| Favorite movies | It changes daily. Anything with stunning characters and natural sounding dialogue. |
| Favorite music | Alphabeat, Vederah, She & Him, Michael Buble, Vampire Weekend, Nicole Atkins, Kate Nash, The Weepies, Rilo Kiley, and Dan Hubbard and the Humadors (shameless boyfriend-band plug) |
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
Not at all. I am a firm believer that forks are direct descendants of a incest group of knives from the South. After years of inbreeding, knife offspring developed a strange "Siamese" condition described as a solitary base with several sharp, dagger-like heads.

