Michelle Renee

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Gender Female
Location Newburgh, Indiana, United States
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Introduction My parents were both teachers who raised three girls in a household absolutely devoid of any religious influence. I have a degree in biotechnology which prepared me for a career in the commercial exploitation of animals, but I promptly turned around and went to work for the Vanderburgh County Humane Society, where I carry out death sentences on unwanted kitties by lethal injection.
Interests Animals, Ballet, Computers, Dungeons & Dragons, Evansville, Fantasy, Gaming, Heroines, Irony, Jesus, Karma, Liberalism, Mormonism, Nudity, Obama, Pain, Quotes, Relationships, Scripture, Target, Universalism, Vatican, Writing, Xenobiology, Yore, Zoos
Favorite Movies Even-numbered Star Trek movies, Inland Empire, Mad Max Trilogy, The Shining, Spaghetti Westerns, Terminator Trilogy
Favorite Music Kirsty Hawkshaw, Saint Etienne, Steely Dan
Favorite Books Colleen McCullough, Ursula K. Leguin

Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:

How so proudly we moo at the twilight's last gleaming!/O'er the ramparts the birds were so gallantly chirping/And the grizzly's fierce growl, the pigs oinking in air/Gave proof through the night that our farm was still there!