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My blogs
| Industry | Communications or Media |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Entertainment writer |
| Location | Teeveetown, Teeveenia |
| Introduction | I love the media almost as much as I love mocking the media. It's an odd relationship, but it works, somehow. |
| Interests | Benevolent clicktatorship |
| Favorite movies | The Princess Bride and other such paragons of art and intellect |
| Favorite music | Good music, and sometimes bad music, depending on my mood |
| Favorite books | The paper kind |
Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?
One day, many years ago, slushie magnate Pat Steinstien suggested that the company add a blue slushie, “obviously” to be flavoured with raspberry. It was at this point that Steinstien's main advisors realized their CEO was colourblind and presumably also ill-educated; but, not wanting to hurt the man's feelings, and desperate to keep their jobs in the waning slushie industry, they agreed.