Schmerica
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Marketing |
| Location | Phoenix, Arizona, United States |
| Introduction | Can memorize any line in any song and movies from start to finish but could never remember anything she ever read in a text book, is insanely obsessed with anything retro, vintage, kitschy, tacky or borderline gaudy, eats cereal out of the box, is intrigued by the monster that lived under her bed as a child, is a huge supporter of pajama pants, thinks flowers smell like dead people, snorts when she laughs, enjoys a brand new box of crayola crayons and a blank coloring book, prides herself on being random and unpredictable, loves laughing so hard her stomach hurts and she pees her pants, and her 80s tin lunchbox collection. In no particular order. |
| Favorite Movies | Elizabeth Town, Waiting for Guffman, Walk the Line, Best in Show, 200 Cigarettes, Down With Love, Singles, Muriel's Wedding |
| Favorite Music | Alanis Morissette, Arcade Fire, Tegan and Sara, The Cure, Elvis Costello, Johnny Cash, The Ramones, Smoking Popes, Dandy Warhols, The Ting Tings, Frank, Dean, Ella, Etta and Billie |
| Favorite Books | Julie & Julia, To Kill a Mockingbird, Good In Bed, Bridget Jones, Harry Potter, The BFG, Oh the Places You'll Go |
You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?
The real question here is do you feed the burro the coffee sludge that has accumulated on the bottom of the burner?