The Average Guy
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Just Average Guys. |
| Interests | Beer, chainsaws, bear wrestling, steak, Hooters waitresses. |
| Favorite books | "How to Win Friends and Influence People Who Aren't Douche Bags" |
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
My fists.

