Garrett
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Oregon, United States |
| Introduction | I'm pretty much just a young student who wants to have responsible fun. Of course, I'm cursed with the laziest friends in America, so this responsible fun comes in the form of me writing random musings in order to make myself laugh. I plan on becoming a History teacher, and my students will be told that there is such a thing as a stupid question, and if you waste class time asking one I will waste yours with an essay. I'll of course never assign said essay, since I might have to actually read it, which is way too much work for me. |
| Interests | Sarcasm, stupid people, Comedy Central, C-Span, British House of Commons, spelling words the British way |
| Favorite movies | Comedies and dramas. I hate action and most romance, and especially French films. The last is mostly because I hate the French |
| Favorite books | Teacher Man by Frank McCourt, To America: Letters from an Historian by Stephen Ambrose, Without Feathers by Woody Allen, Getting Even by Woody Allen |
If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
I'd send in my ringside hottie to do one of those stares that only women can do to crush a person's soul