Gender	Male
Occupation	Respite care provider
Location	Richmond, Virginia, United States
Introduction	My birth name is Robert Edward Morgan II, named for Robert the Bruce, Edward the Great, and Morgan the Clinically Insane. I have traveled across a portion of these United States but keep finding my way back to Richmond, VA. Look away Dixieland and just keep thinking of the rabbits. Writing is one of my passions as are slam poetry, synchronized swimming, nude volcano surfing, and circa- 1967 impressions of Jack Nicholson. I also love to take long walks without a pre-determined destination and smoke and drink coffee at the same time. When I was a kid I wanted to be Max Allen Collins. When I was a teen I wanted to be Kurt Russell. Now that I’m an adult I just gotta be me! I live in partial seclusion, mostly when I sleep.
Interests	Music, books, art, politics, intelligent conversation, movies, writing, taking walks, hanging out, meditation, photography, and my girl Suzette
Favorite movies	Wild Bunch, Goodfellas, Evil Dead II, The Thing, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dawn of the Dead, Repo Man, MAS*H, Duck Soup, Reservoir Dogs, Anchorman, The Warriors, Aliens, Citizen Kane, Dog Day Afternoon, Rio Bravo, The Dirty Dozen, Blade Runner, King of New York, Young Frankenstein, Do the Right Thing, Clockwork Orange, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Death Race 2000, 2001-A Space Odyssey, Heat, Dazed & Confused, Network, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Down by Law, Sin City, Jaws, Oldboy, The Big Lebowski, Magnolia, Shaun of the Dead, Narc, Shogun Assassin, Holy Mountain, Kill Bill Vos. 1&2, Star Trek II-Wrath of Khan, Fight Club, Back to the Future, The Fountain, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, Adventures of Robin Hood, Assault on Precinct 13
Favorite music	Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Bob Dylan, The Clash, The Ramones, Johnny Cash, Black Sabbath, Miles Davis, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, The Rolling Stones, Iggy and the Stooges, John Coltrane, Robert Johnson, Public Enemy, AC/DC, The Who, Dawn of the Dead soundtrack, U2, Metallica, Willie Nelson, The Roots, Tenacious D, Woody Guthrie, MC5, Alice Cooper, Danger Mouse, Moby, Muddy Waters, Gustavo Santoalalla, Thelonius Monk, Lou Reed, Monster Magnet, Captain Beefheart, Elvis Costello, Slayer, Beck, The Grateful Dead, Neil Young, Leonard Cohen, Danger Mouse, Common, Charles Mingus, Emmylou Harris, The RZA, John Lurie, Tangerine Dream, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, The Beastie Boys, Afrika Bambaataa, Charlie Parker, Jim Carroll, Dave Brubeck, David Bowie, Bad Brains, Jeff Beck, The Allman Bros. Band, A3, Joan Jett, The Cramps, Run DMC, Gorillaz, Queen, Ry Cooder, Rush, Van Morrison, Graham Parker, Nine Inch Nails, Tom Waits, Pink Floyd, Sly and the Family Stone, Santana, David Holmes, The Misfits, Roy Orbison, DJ Shadow, Aimee Mann, Soundgarden, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Black Keys, Galactic, Ben Harper, Steely Dan, Stevie Wonder, Rancid, Massive Attack, Portishead, RJD2, Sleater-Kinney, St. Germain, Asie Payton, Tom Petty, Mott the Hoople, Norah Jones, X, Iron & Wine, John Lee Hooker, Blind Boys of Alabama, The Animals, Brian Eno, Earth Wind & Fire, MF Doom, The Buzzcocks, The Damned, R.L. Burnside, Fiona Apple, The Beatles, Blue Oyster Cult, Cody Chesnutt, Butthole Surfers, The Cars, Sheryl Crow, The Crystal Method, Def Leppard, The Donnas, Fishbone, Joe Walsh, The Libertines, The Pogues, Marilyn Manson, Son House, Hank Williams, The Ink Spots, Parliament, The Pixies, Prodigy, Slade, Steppenwolf, T.Rex, William Shatner, Frank Zappa, White Zombie, Merle Haggard, Townes Van Zandt, Dwight Yoakam, Buddy Guy, Chris Thomas King, Taj Mahal, Kelly Joe Phelps, Emmett Miller, Shuggie Otis, Paul Pena, Junior Wells, Duke Ellington, Medeski Martin & Wood, Gil Scott-Heron, Sun Ra
Favorite books	Archaic Revival, Stranger in a Strange Land, Wise Blood, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, Hagakure, Armed Madhouse, Kill Bill Diary by David Carradine, Scanner Darkly, What Makes Sammy Run?, Mark Twain, Watchmen, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People by Lenny Bruce, Boondocks collections, Lester Bangs, Easy Riders Raging Bulls, Motel Chronicles, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, High Cotton, Democracy Matters, On the Justice of Roosting Chickens, Bambi vs. Godzilla, Kid Stays in the Picture, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, Love All the People by Bill Hicks, The Devil and Sonny Liston, The Jaws Log, Notes from Underground, The Best Democracy Money Can Buy, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, To the White Sea, The Polysyllabic Spree, Ego Trip's Big Book of Racism, The Art of the Matrix, The Devil's Guide to Hollywood-The Screenwriter As God, The Shifting Realities of Philip K. Dick, The Mexican Night, Hegemony or Survival, Batman-The Dark Knight Returns, A Pen Warmed-Up in Hell, Lord of the Rings, The Autobiography of a Brown Buffalo, Sexual Personae, Generation of Swine, Failed States, The Battle of Brazil, Where Dead Voices Gather, Fidel Castro Speaks, Books of Blood, American Power and the New Mandarins, Aristotle's Poetics, Hell's Angels, Fletch Won, Nostromo, Animal Farm, Hammer of the Gods, Catch-22, The Myth of Sisyphus, King Lear, Slimetime-A Guide to Sleazy Mindless Movies

Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?

Maybe to look at and admire the craftsmanship and mechanical excellence, but forget about peddling.