Gender	Male
Location	Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
Introduction	Imagine a permanently randy Noel Coward...only heterosexual. Well, I'm nothing like that. But it was fun to imagine, wasn't it? I'm an author of a number of humorous erotic stories, some of them published in ebook form.
Interests	movies, erotica, music
Favorite movies	Crybaby, Aliens, Thelma and Louise, Paris Texas, King Kong (1933), The Big Sleep, Secretary, Naked Lunch, Bride of Frankenstein, This is Spinal Tap, Desperate Living, Death Race 2000, The Big Bird Cage, Pecker, Coffy, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Tarzan and His Mate, The Dreamers
Favorite music	The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, Royal Fingerbowl, Was (Not Was), Richard Clapton, Tom Russell, Bonzo Dog Band, Little Feat
Favorite books	Cult Movies 1 2 & 3 by Danny Peary, Crackpot by John Waters, Impro : Improvisation and the Theatre by Keith Johnstone

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I would flatten out the end of the slinky and tie it in a knot around the goat's tail and would hang on tightly to the other end. Then I would kick the goat in the balls causing it to leap out of the well. I would then climb up the fully stretched slinky.